wad a day boy!

weeee! okay im back to posting. LOL anyway. wad happened today went straight to e top of my 'most outstanding day of the month' list. okay without further crap,

Highlight 1 of the day.
Narrator: Spencer is quietly and obediently (aye im a good boy kies.) sitting at e back of e bus reading his chem lecture notes (ahhh finally starting my revision. LOL) and listening to mp3 at e same time.
Narrator: Sitting diagonally to e front left of him (meaning me la aiyo.) was a middle-aged woman reading some manual for e refrigerator. (god knows y is she reading tat on e bus la.) and back of her sits a ah ma. (a typical one.)
Narrator: Ah ma shakes e seat of e woman and jus cont shaking it la. dun ask me y la.

(Now now. e woman turns her head back facing ah ma finally. LOL)

Woman: Aye! can u STOP shaking my seat anot? damn irritating u know!
Ah ma: okay la now i go away and sit here la can! (she sits at e inner seat.)
Woman: bloody ah ma still dare to shout back at me u wan to die early ah!
Ah ma: aye now i sit here already rite? y u still complain so much? i curse u bad luck ah! (in canto. well of course i understand! LOL)
Woman: now u disturbing me u still dare to complain so much. u wan me to sue u is it? (or is it 'screw u'? well i dunno? =X )
Ah ma: i nv complain i can swear! u shut up! u r e one complaining u bloody woman!
Woman: u nv complain?! is i nv complain okay! i sit here so long and u shake my seat for so long yet i didnt complain okay! u dun believe u ask e ppl behind! (aye dun drag me in can. LOL)
Ah ma: okay i now sit here already okay? u shut up and dun complain to me and i didnt complain! u dun believe u can ask e ppl at e back oso! (wah aye not funny nia. i wan to study chem. not join in ur heated arguement.)
Woman: u then shut up ah i tell u. u tok some more i'll sue u to court ah! (well it cant be 'screw u to court' this time! LOL)
Ah ma: okay u shut up!
Woman: okay u shut up oso!
Ah ma: (some hokkien things i cant hear. wah mutli-lingual nia. LOL)
Woman: shut up!
Ah ma: u shut up oso ah!

okay so tats bout it la in e bus.

so i went to this place with mr ivan chee.
and this is,

Highlight 2 of e day.
spencer: wah chee finally reach nia.
ivan: ah wadever.
spencer: aei chee. they changed security eh.
(one security stopped us.)
guard: aei where u think u r going?
spencer: we going to .... (do something la.)
guard: and u still wear like this come? no cannot u 2 go out.
spencer: aye wad sia. we oso cannot come in?!
guard: cannot. go. go out!
spencer: wheres sundram? he will let me in one.
guard: ah okay good i call him! u better stay here!
spencer: okay! like tat visitors come oso cannot la!
guard: no they different!
spencer: wad different? im a visitor oso!
guard: u dun come tok cok with me u oso not parent!
spencer: im a father la! (oh wad rubbish LOL)

(now chee,spencer and even e guard oso start to laugh la. LOL)

sundram: okay wads e matter? y r u in slippers?
spencer: aye sundram! y cannot? other ppl oso like tat wad.
sundram: who oso like tat u tell me?
spencer: other ppl la!
sundram: no u 2 go! OUT U GO!
ivan: wah sian see la now hav to go out. waste time sia.

(so both oso went out and managed to get hold of a SUPER COOL CLOTHING which can guarentee tat no security will see mr chee entering tat highly rated and extremely protected and dangerous area.)

spencer: anything jus call me. take this with u. (something la. LOL)
ivan: okay. dun laugh at me later u oso hav to wear this arh i tell u.
spencer: okay okay sorry chee.

(so of course with tat special spy-like clothing, e security didnt notice him. LOL and soon ivan called.)

ivan: aei u can come in la. e ppl here say one.
spencer: aiya say early la. but later tat sundram come how? i jus say e ppl inside allow la.
ivan: yar jus come in la.
spencer: okay.. aye e ppl inside say can go in la.
guard: no no cannot u stay here.

(sundram walks towards us)

sundram: aiya u nv tell me u r 'VIP'?
spencer: i told him ma (e guard)
sundram: aiya he newbie here la. come follow me.

(okay and off we go la. LOL wad an experience nia. right mr chee? should hav taken a good photo of mr chee in tat suit man.)